squid-ink:

languageoclock:

languageoclock:

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

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they sent you a snack

my-darling-boy:

Tfw you’re autistic and you’re at work in a bit of a rush and the customer goes off your Social Scriptᵀᴹ

bogleech:

gardenianoire:

whatbigotspost:

Matt Ferner on Twitter

“BREAKING: Austin City Council approves the purchase of a hotel to permanently house people experiencing chronic homelessness USING DOLLARS

Twitter

Austin City Council votes to purchase motel to house homeless, postpones vote on another

The Austin City Council voted on Wednesday to purchase a motel to provide transitional housing for those experiencing homelessness, while po

KXAN Austin

Proud of my city tonight

A lot of police money goes into bullying homeless people anyway so this takes care of multiple problems.

instantmonkeysonline:

jermapologist:

my mom just sent me this

lovestory:

Just saw a tiktok abt how people in their 20s always forget that cereal exists but then one day every 6 months they remember and pour a massive bowl I feel attacked